LOL THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU TAYLOR Ignorant Ain’t Bliss (Taylor Swift response to ‘mystery guy’)

Since Taylor writes songs about everything apparently, she wrote this about the fact people think the ‘mystery guy’ she attended the PCA’s with is her ‘new guy’ or whatever. She hopes you like it :)

Austin was the very best
Until we were accused of incest
Now he hardly speaks to me
He was grossed out by the rumors that we…

The tabloids shot and missed
‘Cause ignorant ain’t bliss
A brother can’t deal with this
When he’s told he’s dating his sis

And I say, “Hey, Austin, you wanna come in?”
He says, “People kept looking weird at me”
He faced turn sour when I asked him when
And he said, “I guess we got a ‘history’”

The tabloids shot and missed
‘Cause ignorant ain’t bliss
A brother can’t deal with this
When he’s told he’s dating his sis

Holidays are awkward now, so you know
Austin doesn’t want to high five
He won’t attend another award show
He refuses to be my mystery guy

The tabloids shot and missed
We might be country, but we don’t kiss
Now my brother can’t deal with this
‘Cause he’s told he’s dating his sis



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